Alright, alright, let’s talk about this weddin’ RSVP thing. You know, them fancy cards they send out. They wanna know if you’re comin’ or not, simple as that. But these young folks, they make it all complicated, askin’ all sorts of questions. So, let’s figure out what questions they’re askin’ and what you gotta answer.
First thing’s first, are you gonna be there or not? That’s the big one. They need to know how much food to get, how many chairs to put out. You gotta say “yes” or “no.” No maybes, no dilly-dallyin’. Just “yes” or “no.” Easy peasy.
Now, some of ’em are gettin’ all high-tech, askin’ about this “virtual wedding” stuff. That’s for folks who can’t make it in person, I guess. They watch it on that computer thingy, like a TV show but it’s your cousin gettin’ hitched. If they ask about that, you gotta say if you’re gonna watch it online or not. More “yes” or “no” stuff.
- Will you be attending the wedding? This is the most important question. Gotta let ‘em know if you’re comin’.
- Are you attending virtually? If you can’t make it in person, maybe you can watch online.
- Do you have any dietary restrictions? They need to know if you can’t eat certain things, like if you’re allergic to peanuts or somethin’.
Then there’s the food part. They wanna know if you got any of them “dietary restrictions.” That just means if you can’t eat somethin’. Like, if you can’t eat peanuts or you’re allergic to shellfish. You gotta tell ‘em! Don’t wanna end up in the hospital on their big day, now do ya? They ask about “high-risk groups” too. That’s if you’re old or sick, and gotta be careful. This COVID thing got everyone worried, ya know.
Some of these RSVPs, they get real fancy, askin’ all sorts of personal stuff. Like what your favorite song is, or what’s the secret to a happy marriage. I tell ya, these young folks think of everything! If they ask for a song, maybe pick somethin’ everyone knows, somethin’ you can dance to. Don’t go pickin’ some sad, slow song. It’s a weddin’, not a funeral! And as for happy marriages? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother story. You gotta work hard, that’s all I can say. But you ain’t gotta tell them that. Just say somethin’ nice, like “be kind to each other” or some such.
And they might ask how to keep the romance alive. Well, goodness gracious, that’s a tough one for an old lady like me. I guess you just gotta keep tryin’, you know? Do nice things for each other, surprise them sometimes. Maybe tell them to cook a nice dinner together. That always works. Or learn a new meal. Eating together is important.
Some cards get all formal, usin’ big words. They might say “The favour of a response is requested by…” That just means they want you to answer by a certain date. Don’t ignore that date! They need to get a headcount, you know. Or they might say “Kindly reply…” Same thing. Just means “please answer.”
So, to sum it up, answer the questions they ask, simple as that. Are you comin’ or not? Can you eat everything? Anything else they ask, just answer it honest and true. Don’t overthink it. It ain’t rocket science, it’s just a weddin’ RSVP. And don’t forget to send it back on time! They need to know how many folks to expect. They got a lot on their plate, so make it easy on them.
And one more thing, if they ask you for advice, like what they should focus on during difficult times, just tell ‘em to stick together. That’s the most important thing. Marriage ain’t always easy, but if you work together you can get through anything. Now go on and fill out that RSVP card!
They might even ask what special memory you will remember from this day. Well that depends on what happens at the wedding, doesn’t it? Maybe the first dance, the vows, the cake cutting…just tell ‘em whatever you think you will remember most. And if they ask for your motto, just give them a good one like “Treat others as you want to be treated”. That’s always a good choice.
Anyways, I hope this helps you figure out this whole RSVP business. It ain’t as hard as it seems, I promise. Just answer the questions, send it back, and go have yourself a good time at the weddin’! And don’t forget to bring a gift! That’s important too!
