Alright, alright, let’s talk about them fancy lace wedding dresses with long trains. You know, the kind them city girls wear when they get hitched. I seen a few pictures, real pretty they are, all that lace and whatnot.
First off, that train thing, it’s long, real long. Like, longer than my prize-winning zucchini vine last summer, I swear! Some are so long, you’d need a whole bunch of kids just to carry it. I reckon it looks nice and all, but seems like a mighty big hassle to me. What if you trip? Land flat on your face in front of everybody! That wouldn’t be too pretty, now would it?
Then there’s the lace. Oh, that lace! It’s all fancy and swirly, like them doilies my grandma used to make. But way more of it, mind you. Covering the whole dress, sometimes. I heard some of that lace is real expensive, costs more than my old mule Bessie, and she was a good worker, God rest her soul.
Them dresses, they come in all sorts of shapes, like they call ’em, “silhouettes” I think. Some are tight, like a sausage casing, showin’ off everything. Others are big and puffy, like a marshmallow. I seen one that looked like a fish tail at the bottom, called a “mermaid” dress. A fish tail? On a weddin’ dress? City folks sure are strange sometimes.
Now, where you gonna get one of these dresses? Seems like you can find ’em everywhere these days. The internet, they call it. You just type in “wedding dresses with long trains” and bam! Hundreds of ’em pop up. Some places even ship ’em right to your door. Can you believe it? Back in my day, you either sewed your own dress or got it from the lady down the road who knew how to sew.
- Fabric: They use all sorts of fancy cloth for these dresses. Silk, satin, tulle, stuff I never even heard of. I reckon cotton would be just fine, but what do I know? I ain’t no fancy city gal.
- Color: Most of ’em are white, of course. Pure white, like fresh snow. But I seen some that are kinda creamy colored, and even some that are pink! Pink for a wedding? Well, I guess times are changing.
- Style: Oh, the styles! There’s so many, it’ll make your head spin. Long sleeves, short sleeves, no sleeves at all. High necks, low necks, everything in between. And don’t forget the sparkles! Some of these dresses are covered in beads and sequins, shining like a disco ball.
If you’re gonna get yourself a lace wedding dress with a long train, you better be prepared to spend some money. These things ain’t cheap. And you’ll probably need someone to help you walk around in it, what with that train and all. But hey, it’s your wedding day, right? You only get one of those, so I guess you might as well go all out. Just don’t trip! That’s all I’m sayin’.
I hear some brides, they even get these dresses custom-made. That means they go to a special dressmaker and have a dress made just for them. Can you imagine? A dress made just for you! Must be nice. But I reckon it would cost a pretty penny.
Anyways, that’s the lowdown on them lace wedding dresses with long trains, as best as I can figure it. They’re fancy, they’re expensive, and they’re probably a whole lotta trouble, but I guess if it makes a girl feel like a princess on her wedding day, then more power to her. Just make sure you got someone to hold that train, you hear? You don’t want to end up face down in the wedding cake!
And another thing, don’t forget about the shoes! You can’t wear just any old shoes with a dress like that. You need something special, something sparkly, something that won’t make you trip and fall. High heels, maybe? I don’t know how them girls walk in those things, but they sure do look fancy. Just be careful, that’s all.
So, there you have it. My two cents on them fancy lace wedding dresses with long trains. I reckon they’re alright, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me? I’d rather wear something a little more practical, something I can move around in. But hey, that’s just me. You do what makes you happy. It’s your wedding day, after all.
And lastly, don’t forget to smile! That’s the most important thing. You can wear the fanciest dress in the world, but if you ain’t smiling, it don’t matter. So smile, be happy, and enjoy your special day. That’s all that really counts. After all this talk about fancy dresses, I think I need a cup of tea. All this talkin’ makes a body tired.
