Alright, so you’re lookin’ at gettin’ hitched at that Crowne Plaza place, huh? Sounds fancy. Let me tell ya, weddings these days, they ain’t like back in my time. We just had a pig roast and some dancin’ in the barn. But hey, times change, right?
So, this “Crowne Plaza Wedding Package”… sounds like a whole lotta stuff bundled together. Probably got food, decorations, maybe even a fancy cake. They call it a “package” like it’s somethin’ wrapped up all pretty. I guess that’s one way to do it, make it easy on ya. But you gotta be careful, make sure you ain’t payin’ for stuff you don’t need or want.
What’s in this here package, anyway? Well, I reckon it depends. You know them city folk, they like things all proper and organized. So, they probably got different packages, like, a “gold” one, a “silver” one, maybe even a “bronze” one, for folks like me who ain’t got much money. The more you pay, the more fancy stuff you get, that’s how it always works.
I heard tell they got somethin’ called “wedding privileges” when you get a package. Privileges! Sounds mighty important, don’t it? Probably means you get a special room to change in, or maybe they let you taste the food before the big day. Who knows? You gotta ask, that’s the important thing. Don’t be shy, they ain’t gonna bite ya.
- Food: This is important. Folks remember good food. Make sure they got plenty of it, and that it ain’t just fancy rabbit food. You want somethin’ stick-to-your-ribs kinda stuff, you know? Meat and potatoes, that’s what I say. They might have somethin’ called “dim sum”, I hear it’s small bite size food they offer for free sometime but I still like a good meat and potato plate better.
- Drinks: Gotta have drinks, too. Water, soda, and maybe somethin’ a little stronger for the adults. But watch out, them fancy drinks can cost ya a pretty penny. Water works just fine for me.
- Decorations: Flowers, tablecloths, all that fancy stuff. It makes things look pretty, but it don’t last long. Just make sure it looks nice for the pictures, that’s all that matters.
- Cake: Big ol’ cake, gotta have a cake. And make sure it tastes good, too. Some of them fancy cakes look pretty but taste like cardboard. Give me a good ol’ apple pie any day.
Now, they talk about “prices” and “service charges” and “taxes.” That’s just their fancy way of sayin’ it’s gonna cost ya. And they always add on extra fees, sneaky like. You gotta read the fine print, make sure you know what you’re payin’ for. And don’t be afraid to haggle a little bit. Tell ’em you ain’t got much money, maybe they’ll give ya a discount. They always charge more for weekends, them smarty pants know folks are more likely to get hitched on a Saturday. If you really want to save some money maybe you get married on a weekday. Twenty tables that’s a lot of folks, do you really need that many? Think about how many friends you really have and invite them don’t go overboard.
And another thing, they say these prices are from “2022.” Well, it’s a new year now, so things might have changed. Prices probably went up, that’s how it always goes. You gotta get the latest information, don’t rely on old stuff. And they can change the prices whenever they want, they got somethin’ they call “subject to change without prior notice” so you just gotta keep up with it all, it aint easy.
So, how do you figure out if this Crowne Plaza Wedding Package is right for you? Well, first you gotta figure out how much money you got to spend. Then you gotta decide what’s important to you. Is it the food? The decorations? The music? Once you know what you want, you can start lookin’ at the different packages and see what fits your budget and your style. Don’t get fancy now, just get what you can afford, you don’t want to start your marriage in debt. And remember, it’s your day, don’t let nobody tell you how to do it. If you wanna have a pig roast and some dancin’ in the barn, go right ahead. It’s your weddin’, you do it your way.
Finally, don’t forget to get help planin’ your trip. If you are havin’ a big wedding people probably gonna be comin’ from out of town. Help them make plans too! They got these “trip planning” services now. You tell them what you want and they take care of all the details for you. Sounds fancy but maybe it would make it easy on ya, ya know?
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