Alright, let’s talk about them bride hair combs, you know, the shiny things girls stick in their hair when they...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Precious Moments bride thingamajigs. Folks seem to be makin’ a big fuss...

Alright, so you’re lookin’ for a cheap place to get hitched in South Carolina, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, back...

Well, let me tell ya, those baby’s breath bridesmaid bouquets, they ain’t so bad. Folks are makin’ a big fuss...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… straight hair bridesmaid thing. You know, back in my days, weddings weren’t so...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them fancy brides with the…what do you call ‘em…tattoos! Yeah, tattoos. Them young’uns these days,...