Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? Good for you, good for you. But weddings, lemme tell ya, they ain’t just...

Alright, let’s gab about these purple and teal bridesmaid dresses, eh? I tell ya, weddings these days, they ain’t like...

Well, let me tell ya, them Precious Moments bride and groom figurines, they ain’t just knick-knacks, no sirree. Folks collect...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these gold bridesmaid dresses, eh? My granddaughter, she’s gettin’ hitched, and the whole thing’s got...

Alright, let’s talk about these Christmas bridesmaid dresses, yeah? My goodness, weddings these days, they ain’t like they used to...

Alright, let’s gab about these fancy “illusion neckline wedding gowns.” I ain’t no fashion expert, ya hear? But I can...