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Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? And you wanna look good, but not like you’re tryin’ too hard. Like, you...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… button… button… thingy, the one the groom wears. You know, that little flower thingy...

Alright, let’s talk about this here weddin’ suit stuff, you know, for the groom’s fellas. Who’s gonna cough up the...

Well, hello there, everyone! Gather ’round, gather ’round, don’t be shy now. You all know me, or maybe ya don’t,...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them wedding songs, the ones for when the groom makes his big entrance....

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this groom entrance song thing. You know, when the fella walks in, not the gal,...

Alright, so you’re tellin’ me your boy’s gettin’ hitched, huh? And you, the mama, gotta look spiffy. Well, ain’t nothin’...

Well, let’s talk about them groomsmen boutonnieres, you know, the little flower thingy the fellas wear on their suits. It’s...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these… uh… groom-something… bout-on-knees? Yeah, that’s it! Them little flower things the men wear at...

Alright, so you’re tellin’ me it’s your boy’s weddin’, huh? And you, the groom’s momma, gotta look spiffy? Well, listen...