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Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re here today ’cause my boy, he’s gettin’ hitched. Never thought I’d see the day, honestly....

Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? Good for you, good for you. Now, this whole invitin’ folks thing, it’s a...

Well, now that I got everyone’s attention, let me just say a few words about these two young folks standing...

Alright, alright, settle down y’all! Lemme tell ya, standin’ up here ain’t exactly my cup of tea. I’m more used...

Well, hello there, everyone! Gather ’round, gather ’round, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here weddin’ business. My boy, my...

Well, well, here we are! My dear son is all grown up and gettin’ married! It don’t feel like it...

Alright, alright, settle down y’all! Lemme tell ya, standin’ up here ain’t exactly my cup of tea. Never been one...

Well, now, if you’re gettin’ ready for your big day, you better be thinkin’ about all them little things you...

Well, look at that, here we are, all sittin’ around to celebrate a fine day. Now, I ain’t one for...

Well, howdy folks! Gather ’round, gather ’round! Today, we’re gonna talk about somethin’ special – them groom speeches, you know,...