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Alright, alright, settle down y’all! Let me tell ya, weddings these days, they sure are somethin’ else. All this fancy...

Alright, let’s talk about them groomsmen outfits suspenders, you know, for the fellas standin’ up with the groom. I seen...

Alright, alright, settle down ya’ll! Lemme tell ya, standin’ up here ain’t exactly my cup of tea. Used to chasin’...

Alright, alright, settle down folks, lemme tell ya a thing or two. My boy, yeah, my boy, he’s gettin’ hitched...

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these here… precious moments bride groom thingamajigs. Don’t rightly know what...

Well, howdy folks! Gather ’round, gather ’round. Today, we’re here for somethin’ special, somethin’ real special. My boy, yeah, my...

Alright, alright, settle down, y’all! Don’t make me get my fly swatter out! Now, where was I? Oh yeah, this...

Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re here today ’cause my boy, he’s gettin’ hitched. Never thought I’d see the day, honestly....

Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? Good for you, good for you. Now, this whole invitin’ folks thing, it’s a...

Well, now that I got everyone’s attention, let me just say a few words about these two young folks standing...