BRIDE

Alright, alright, settle down folks, lemme tell ya somethin’ ‘bout these two lovebirds. Look at ‘em, all gussied up and...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole bridesmaid thing, it ain’t like it used to be back in my day....

Alright, let’s gab about these Mia Solano bridesmaid dresses, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy pants, but I know what...

Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna yak about somethin’ called “Icelandic brides.” Now, I ain’t never been to Iceland, but...

Alright, let’s talk about them bride hair combs, you know, the shiny things girls stick in their hair when they...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Precious Moments bride thingamajigs. Folks seem to be makin’ a big fuss...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them fancy brides with the…what do you call ‘em…tattoos! Yeah, tattoos. Them young’uns these days,...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Gettin’ ready to yap at a weddin’, are ya? Specifically, you gotta blabber somethin’ for your...

Alright, let’s gab about this “three times a bridesmaid” thing. You know, they say if you’re a bridesmaid three times,...

Alright, so you’re getting hitched, huh? And you got that pear shape, like me, bigger on the bottom. Don’t you...