Alright, let’s gab about them tattooed brides, you know, the gals with the ink. I ain’t got no tattoos myself, too old for that mess, but these young’uns, they love ‘em. And why not, right? It’s their body, their business.
I seen some pictures, you know, on that internet thing my grandson showed me. Some of them brides, they got these little bitty tattoos, like a flower on their wrist or somethin’. Real dainty-like. That’s kinda nice, I guess. Keeps things simple, you know? Like the fella said, “Keep Things Simple. This bride’s wrist ink is prominent enough to be seen.” Easy to spot, but not too much. Makes a statement without yellin’ about it.
Then you got the other ones, the ones with the big ol’ tattoos. Sleeves all the way down their arms, pictures on their backs, even on their legs! Lordy! That’s a whole lotta ink! Some folks might not like it, say it ain’t proper for a bride. But times are changin’, ain’t they? Girls these days, they do what they want. And good for them, I say!
- Small tattoos: Like a little flower or a butterfly, somethin’ cute.
- Big tattoos: Whole arms covered, big pictures, the whole shebang.
- Colored tattoos: Not just black ink, but all sorts of colors, like a rainbow on their skin.
Speaking of colors, I heard tell of some brides wearin’ colored weddin’ dresses now! Not just white or ivory no more. Blue, pink, even red! Can you believe it? Like them fancy folks say, “For the modern bride looking to make a statement, colored wedding dresses are an exciting way to break tradition and infuse personality into your bridal look.” Sounds about right. Guess them tattoos are just another way to add some color and personality. If a gal wants a red dress and a dragon tattoo on her arm, well, that’s her business, ain’t it?
Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, heavens no. But I seen some pictures of them weddin’ dresses, and they got all sorts of shapes and styles. Some are big and poofy, some are tight and slinky. They call ‘em A-line, mermaid, somethin’ or other. Like they say, “The options are endless, ensuring that every bride finds her perfect silhouette. The timeless A-line silhouette gets a modern update in 2024 with clean lines and regal simplicity. Expect to see minimalist A-line gowns with sleek bodices and flowing skirts, creating an elegant and understated look.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But basically, it just means there’s a dress for every gal, no matter her size or shape or what kind of tattoos she got. And some of them dresses, they’re kinda see-through, too. All lacy and whatnot. “Ethereal wedding dresses encapsulate a dreamy, otherworldly quality with their light, airy.” That’s what they call it “Ethereal”. Sounds like somethin’ from a fairy tale. But it looks pretty, I gotta admit.
And you know what else? Some of these tattooed brides, they ain’t just gettin’ any old tattoos. They’re gettin’ special ones for their weddin’ day. Like, their husband’s name, or the date they got hitched, or even a picture that means somethin’ to both of ‘em. That’s kinda sweet, ain’t it? A permanent reminder of their love. Better than a ring, maybe, ‘cause you can’t lose a tattoo! Unless you lose the whole arm, I guess, but let’s not think about that.
So, what do I think about tattooed brides? Well, I think they’re just like any other bride. They wanna look pretty, they wanna feel special, and they wanna marry the man they love. The tattoos, the dresses, the flowers, all that stuff… it’s just window dressing. What really matters is the love, ain’t it? And if a gal wants to show off her love with a bunch of tattoos, well, more power to her. It’s her day, her body, her choice. And that’s all there is to it.
In short, tattooed brides are just brides. They love, they laugh, they cry, they get hitched. The ink don’t change nothin’ about that. And that’s the God’s honest truth.
I heard some folks say tattoos are forever, just like marriage is supposed to be. Maybe that’s why they go together so well. A permanent commitment on the inside, and a permanent picture on the outside. Makes sense to me, I guess. Though I still think gettin’ your husband’s name tattooed on you is a bit risky. What if things don’t work out? Then you gotta go get it covered up or somethin’. But hey, that’s their problem, not mine. I’ll just stick to my plain old skin, thank you very much.
And that’s all I gotta say about tattooed brides. They’re a sign of the times, I reckon. Things are changin’, and that’s just the way it is. Young folks these days, they got their own ideas about how to do things. And as long as they’re happy and not hurtin’ nobody, well, that’s all that matters. So here’s to the tattooed brides, may they have long and happy marriages, ink and all.
