Alright, let’s talk about these Chinese bride dresses, you know, the ones them girls wear when they get hitched. I...

Alright, so you’re tellin’ me you wanna know ’bout rain on your weddin’ day, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, some...

Alright, let’s talk about these Christmas bridesmaid dresses, yeah? My goodness, weddings these days, they ain’t like they used to...

Alright, let’s talk about this “Harry Potter bride” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks do....

Alright, let’s talk about these wedding card boarding passes, ya know, the invite things that look like plane tickets. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this fishy-tail wedding dress, you know, the kind that makes you look like a mermaid. They...

Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna yak about somethin’ called “Icelandic brides.” Now, I ain’t never been to Iceland, but...

Well, let me tell ya, there’s somethin’ real special about a short white bride dress. Now, I ain’t one to...

Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? That’s mighty fine! Now, everyone’s talkin’ ’bout these “pre-wedding pics,” whatever them fancy words...

Well, let me tell ya, these “candle bridesmaid” things, they’re all the rage now, seems like. I seen ’em at...