Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about somethin’ that’s been gnawin’ at me, and probably a whole bunch of...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… groom-something proposal thing, right? You young folks got all these fancy names for...

Alright, let’s talk about the bride and groom at a wedding. You know, those two young’uns gettin’ hitched. It’s a...

Alright, let’s gab about them bridesmaid flowers, the white rose kind. You know, for the weddin’. Them young’uns, they always...

Alright, let’s gab about them tattooed brides, you know, the gals with the ink. I ain’t got no tattoos myself,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them navy mismatched bridesmaid dresses, you know, the ones the girls wear when your niece...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them violet wedding gowns, shall we? I ain’t no fancy expert or...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them fancy lace wedding dresses with long trains. You know, the kind them city girls...

Well, hello there, young’uns! Let’s gab a bit about them marryin’ tunes, the ones they play when folks get hitched...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them…uh…monogrammed gifts for bridesmaids, yeah, that’s the word. Fancy, huh? My grandaughter, she got married...