Alright, listen up, you hear? Today I’m gonna tell ya somethin’ about that beige dress for mother of the bride....

Well, lemme tell ya, these days, it’s all about them wedding photos of groom. Back in my day, we didn’t...

Well, honey, let me tell you about these maroon bridesmaid dresses. I seen a lot of weddin’s in my day,...

Alright, alright, let’s gab about them weddin’ pink bridesmaid dresses, ya hear? Don’t you go thinkin’ this is some fancy-schmancy...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them groom and bride poses, you know, the way them young’uns stand for pictures at...

Well, let me tell ya, picking out them dresses for the bridesmaids, it’s a real headache, ain’t it? But black...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about them weddin’ speeches, you know, the kind where you gotta stand...

Alright, let’s gab about them groom photos wedding, you know, the pictures of the fella getting hitched. I ain’t no...

Alright, let’s talk about them wedding pictures, you know, the ones with the bride and groom all dolled up. Folks...

Alright, so you’re tellin’ me your girl’s gettin’ hitched, huh? And you, you’re the stepmama. Don’t you worry none, I’ll...