Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them fancy one shoulder satin wedding dresses. Yeah, the ones them city girls wear. Never seen one in our parts, but I hear tell they’re somethin’ special.
First off, what in tarnation is satin anyway? Sounds like somethin’ slippery. I reckon it’s that shiny stuff that feels like a baby’s butt, smooth and all. Anyways, these dresses, they got just one shoulder covered. Imagine that! Seems kinda drafty if you ask me. But I guess them city gals don’t worry about no drafts.
Now, why would a girl want just one shoulder covered? Beats me. Maybe it’s to show off a nice tan? Or maybe they got a fancy tattoo they wanna flaunt. Lord knows, young folks these days do the craziest things. I remember when a simple cotton dress was good enough for gettin’ hitched. But times change, I guess.
- One shoulder, they call it. Sounds fancy, alright.
- Satin, gotta be soft and slinky.
- Wedding dress, so it’s gotta be white, right? Or maybe some of them newfangled colors they got now. Peach, they call it. Looks like a faded orange to me.
So, where do you even find one of these one shoulder satin wedding dresses? Probably in them big city stores, the ones with the fancy names. I hear they got whole shops just for weddin’ dresses. Can you imagine? A whole store full of nothin’ but fancy dresses! Back in my day, you sewed your own dress or your mama did. And that was that. No fuss, no muss.
And how much do these things cost? I bet it’s a pretty penny. Enough to feed a family for a year, I reckon. But I guess if you got money to burn, you can spend it on whatever you want. Makes no sense to me, though. A dress is a dress, no matter how much it costs.
I saw a picture once, in a magazine at the doctor’s office. Some skinny gal wearin’ one of these dresses. She looked like a stick with a sheet draped over it. No curves, no nothin’. Back in my day, a woman had some meat on her bones. And a dress that showed it off, too. Not these flimsy things that look like they’d blow away in a strong wind.
But I guess it ain’t my place to judge. If them young girls wanna wear one shoulder satin wedding dresses, that’s their business. Just seems like a whole lot of fuss for somethin’ you’re only gonna wear once. I mean, what are you gonna do with it after the weddin’? Hang it in the closet and let it gather dust? Seems like a waste to me.
They say these dresses make you feel like a princess. Well, I never wanted to be no princess. I just wanted a good man, a strong man, and a roof over my head. And that’s what I got. And I didn’t need no fancy one shoulder satin wedding dress to get it, neither.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one of these dresses, you go right ahead. But just remember, a dress ain’t gonna make your marriage any better. It’s the love and the commitment that matters. And you don’t need no satin and silk for that. Just a good heart and a willin’ spirit.
And another thing, make sure you can move around in it. I seen some of them dresses where the girls can barely walk, let alone dance. What’s the point of havin’ a fancy dress if you can’t even enjoy your own weddin’ party? You gotta be able to kick up your heels a bit, you know? Have some fun. Don’t let that dress boss you around.
So, there you have it. My two cents on them one shoulder satin wedding dresses. Take it or leave it. Just remember what I said. It’s the inside that counts, not the outside. And a good heart is worth more than all the satin in the world.
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